when did you come to this planet?

I arrived on this planet last night. I have been instructed to say “Take me to your leader”. However, I have been incapacitated by rocket lag.

So please take me to your leader next week. You will find me in Hawaii, sunbaking.

About 42 years ago. I’m from a planet called Birub in the constellation of Sagittarius around 7000 light years away. It’s remarkable for being one of only three planets in the Galaxy with intelligent humanoid life forms on it, though there are countless other intelligent species in this galaxy. It’s quite hot and dry compared to Earth and also smaller, and the aliens on it are taller than humans and somewhat reptilian in physiology. They’re called the Lifwas. However, i’m not an alien but a member of the expatriate human community on that planet, which existed as a result of an abduction prank which occurred several thousand years ago. The Federation decided that it would be more ethical to settle the descendants on the two planets with humanoid life forms on them rather than return them to Earth because of the non-interference ethic. However, some humans from those communities volunteer to come to Earth in order to study it for the Federation from an experiential perspective. Whereas they know more than Earth cultures do about the planet and the people on it themselves, there’s no substitute for the experience of living an actual life on Earth, and the only people able to do this without arousing suspicion are those which are genetically human. Whereas they have the technology to create a human from scratch in the lab, they consider this to be immoral so they rely on us lot to do the job of phenomenological and ethnomethodological research instead.

When I was kicked off of the planet Tykon for partying too hard. I never meant to come to Earth though, I was heading for Magrathea and got lost along the way. Never should’ve taken that left turn at Aldebarran…

730806BG.LON Lectures

Because we have also come down from Vaikuntha some millions and millions of years ago. Anadi karama-phale. Anadi means before the creation. We living entities, we are eternal. Even the creation is annihilated after millions and trillions of years, the living entities, they are not annihilated. Na hanyate hanyamane sarire. They remain. So when this whole cosmic manifestation will be annihilated, the living entities will remain in the body of Visnu. Then when again another creation will take place, they will come out again to fulfill their desires. The real desire is how to go to home, back to Godhead.

So this chance is given. So if this chance is misused, this life, human form of life, it is very, very risky. Again we will have to accept the cycle of birth and death. And not only that, if we do not fulfill the mission of life, then again there will be annihilation of the whole creation and we will have to stay within the body of Visnu for millions and trillions of years. Again we will have to come. So therefore it is called anadi karama-phale. Anadi means “before the creation.” This is going on. And to teach the befooled living entities, Krsna personally comes. Krsna is very much anxious to take us back to home, back to Godhead.

I have come to this planet “Answers” just now.

The day I was born. May 30, 1941

On the very day I was conceived. My mama’s egg and daddy’s sperm introduced me to Planet Earth.

Well, the vessel I am currently inhabiting manifested itself in 19**, but I didn’t enter it until after it had been functioning for four of your Earth years.

“I” means is not your body and I refer to “Aatma”. Birth and Death are natural phenomenon. After birfth the marriage take place to your Aatma with your body. When Aatma goes away from your body, it is declared that you are dead. It is wrong understanding that “Aatma” is dead, but body is only dead. Your Aatma goes away from your body alive. And Aatma joins some other body. Aatma is permanent. When “I” refers to Aatma only and not body, I am existing in the planet earth from the begining.

February 4th, 1991

7:42 AM 🙂