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Why am I so cool and attractive?

Seriously it’s getting annoying. All my friends try and be like me all the time and their girl friends always try to hit on me. I mean it’s hard to not screw your buddy’s GF sometimes and I have to practically beat them off of me. I hear people telling my stories like they happened to them, and if I don’t feel like going out everyone whines and stays home. Then there are the people who are jealous of me and just hate me because I’m so popular that they just assume I’m a jerk; I mean I AM a jerk but they don’t even know that. People are always trying to buy me drinks and offering me rides places. My friend’s mom offered to pick me up from work the other day and then she tried to get me to sleep with her! What the hell do I do?

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You sound like a 10 year old who is the exact opposite of what you said in the question.... Show More
If you spend any amount of time on Yahoo there is not a cool streak in you.... Show More
being a jerk isn’t cool but if what u say is true then i guess u r pretty cool... Show More

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