Fern Kirlin
Nov 22, 2024
any “your so skinny” jokes?
I'm looking for some "you're so skinny" jokes. I don’t mind how insulting they are! My friend frequently insults me with fat and weak jokes, and I can’t seem to think of any good comebacks. Any suggestions?
10 Answers
♥ You so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
♥ Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
♥ Yo Mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
♥ Here is a Perfect site full of Skinny Jokes lol
http://www.coopsjokes.com/mama/skinny.htm
You’re so skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper.
Your’e so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
Your’e so skinny, you had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
Your’e so skinny, that people have to save you from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
this is all I can write tcxx
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
You’re so skinny, you can use dental floss as toilet paper.
your so skinny when you turn sideways, you disappear
or your so skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
your so skinny you use chapstick as deoderant.
there’s more at this website. just take out the “Your Mom” part.
You could just bounce him to next week. Or sit on him. Heh.
You’re so skinny if you drank through a straw you’d fall into it.
You’re so skinny if you weren’t wearing anything no one would see you.
I’d slap you….but sh*t splatters!
I know it’s not a skinny joke just thought you can throw it in there!
Feb 03, 2025
your so skinny that you can hoola hoop with fruitloops or your so skinny that you strap popsicle sticks to youre feet to keep you from going down the drain.
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