Did you know today is National Idiot day?
Did you know that today is National Idiot Day? I celebrated it by accidentally showering with my watch on. What silly thing have you done recently?
7 Answers
Well, Chieko, just this morning, i had a second bowl of stupid. After that, i put my toast on to boil, and stuck my egg in the dishwasher to poach. No seriously, i came home after a long weekend in Chicago and noticed that the alarm clock was flashing indicating that the power had gone off at some point. i looked at the electric powered clock to reset the time and thus set the alarm to 6 am. Alarm went off this morning, i got up, made my coffee, turned on the tellie to watch the news, turned on the computer to check my email, thought about how dark it was outside, got half way through the David Letterman show, even laughed at his crazy jokes, took a shower, noticing once again that it was dark outside, got out of the shower, got dressed, looked up at the ‘battery’ powered clock and realized, it was only 11:30 pm. Ayup, second bowl of stupid….
Jan 15, 2025
I went to town and found out that it was national idiot day ya got to wonder what are people thinking while they are driving it is like they think there is nobody else out there. i felt like ramming them right in the *** to let them known there are other people out here lol
Today i have dressed well to go on a date with my g/f but forgot to puton my pant zip
Jan 21, 2025
Left my card in the atm. Had to call the bank to deactivate it and get a new one.
I read this question thinking that there would be more, more than a wet watch. Unfortunately, there wasn’t.
I guess I am an idiot for hoping this would be more than what it is.
I was leaving college and went the wrong way on a one way street. That was pretty dumb.
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