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Anonymous

Oct 21, 2024

does any one have any double chin jokes?

I have a colleague at work, and we've been sharing jokes in a lighthearted manner about his double chin. However, we've run out of jokes to use. Could anyone please share some double chin jokes that I can incorporate into our fun banter? Thank you!

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Lesly Cormier

Jan 18, 2025

That's not nice...!

Anyways.

You have as many chins as a Chinese phonebook..!

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Anonymous

Dec 18, 2024

tell him,"You're double chin has a mouth so that he can swallow foods whole!"

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Anonymous

Feb 11, 2025

you have more chins than a chinese phonebook ... i no itz old but hey i tried

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Cody Rohan

Dec 22, 2024

YU gonna make fun of ppl!!!!! heyy many ppl kill them selfs from that!!

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Anonymous

Jan 18, 2025

It that a pimple on your elbow? No wait. IT'S YOUR FACEEEE.

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Anonymous

Feb 12, 2025

As the Big Bad Woof said, "Not by the hair on my chinny chin chins."

When you exercise doing pullups, do you have to get both chins over the bar?

Which chin do you use when playing the violin?

Bet you are the only guy who can play two violins at the same time.

When someone says, "Keep your chin up, is it twice as hard with two chins?"

Bet your favortite song is "Chin Chingery"

Your Indian name is what? "Chief Two Chins."

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Anonymous

Dec 09, 2024

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I got this off of How to speak Chinese You need a face lift.........Yu Chin Tu Fat

Yo' mama so fat, she has double chins all the way to her ankles.!

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