i was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

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When I was a young boy, I was bitten by a turtle. I’m wondering if that experience has any lasting effects on my ability to drink orange juice. Can I still safely consume it?

Mrs. Gudrun Wisoky MD · Accepted Answer

No! If you drink orange juice now, it will activate the turtle venom in your veins and send you into a coma. Didn't anyone ever tell you this before?

Earlene Connelly · Answer

I hope he didn't drink orange juice. When you get bitten by turtle and drink the juice of orange you get turtle flu!

Anonymous · Answer

Absolutely not! Any citrus juice you drink will put you right back in that turtle's SRS (shell radar system)... do you really want to risk being the target of his wrath over a few ounces of OJ?

Haylee Bradtke · Answer

NO! r u kidding? of cours u cant even drink oring joos. 1 time i was bitten by a racooon and i culdnt even eat pasta 4 lik the next 4 years. so dont do it. it will mak u noshus.

Anonymous · Answer

oh no you will get turtle powers like scatman john
but orange juice is a bad idea

Anonymous · Answer

No. when you get bit by a turtle that means no more orange juice for you. so sorry. WHAT kind of question is that? your crazy. Go drink some orange juice you, "young lad"

Mr. Doris Bergnaum · Answer

Oh sure you can, you just watch out because that turtle's gonna whip out his ninja skills and go all Michelangelo on you.

Ocie Christiansen · Answer

Yes. You must. Without orange juice, you can't fight the power.

Jamaal VonRueden · Answer

What every u do be warned FOR IF YOU DRINK GOOD OLD O.J THE TURTLE POWERS WILL ACTIVATE AND YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENS TO HUMAN HYBRIDS JUST LOOK AT SPIDERMAN YOUR GONNA HVAE TO GO INTO HIDING AND BE A HERO NAMED SNAPPY THE WARRIOR AND YOURS POWERS WILL BE TO PEE YOUR SELF HIDE LIKE A B#ITCH IN A SHELL AND DIE

Anonymous · Answer

C'mon Man!

Anonymous · Answer

no u may not it will kill you and the turtle who cares bout you but the wittle turtle wanted to live!how could you????

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i was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

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