What are some ‘im so fast…’ jokes?
What are some examples of "I'm so fast..." jokes? I'm looking for humorous one-liners or puns that play on the theme of speed.
7 Answers
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
But she once tried... so your momma's so fat that when she tried to jump, she got stuck in mid-air.
Yo momma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light!", he asked her to move aside
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat on the street, people try to flag her down and call "TAXI !!!"
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I'm so fast that If the roadrunner & sonic the hedhog had casual sex & had a baby & that baby turned out to be the fastest thing anyones ever seen.I would still be able to beat it in a foot race ?
I'm so fast, I run like the wind. Rofl ,funny right? Hilarious right? Wrong. -__-
your so fat....when someone throws a whale at you, you think its a tic tac
and lol nice try getting ppl to say theyre fat 😛
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