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What are some ‘im so fast…’ jokes?

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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.But she once tried... so your momma's so fat that when she tried to jump, she got stuck in mid-air.Yo momma's so fat that when God said "Let there be light!", he asked her to move asideYo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat on the street, people try to flag her down and call "TAXI !!!"... Show More
Hi! Someone in my facebook group posted this question so I came to take a look. I'm definitely enjoying the information. I'm bookmarking and will be tweeting this to my followers!... Show More
I'm so fast that If the roadrunner & sonic the hedhog had casual sex & had a baby & that baby turned out to be the fastest thing anyones ever seen.I would still be able to beat it in a foot race 🙂... Show More
I'm so fast, I run like the wind. Rofl ,funny right? Hilarious right? Wrong. -__-... Show More
your so fat....when someone throws a whale at you, you think its a tic tacand lol nice try getting ppl to say theyre fat 😛... Show More
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