Make up a poem about a CHICKEN MCNUGGET! best answer 10 points!?

cнιcκen mcnugget, yummy yummy

cнιcκen mcnugget, in my tummy.

good when hot, good when cold

the best food ever sold.

going to mcdonalds for some food,

already know what to choose.

cнιcκen mcnuggets and some fries,

listening to my stomach's cries.

can't wait to eat my cнιcκen mcnugget,

with some ketchup I'M LOVIN IT.

hahaha i'm a vegetarian.

🙂

ᑕнιcκen McNugget

How I love you

ᑕнιcκen McNugget

How I adore you.

I drive to the Mcdonalds

on south George Street

Only to hope I recieve

a tastey ᑕнιcκen Treat

ᑕнιcκen McNuggets Are good

ᑕнιcκen McNuggets are Great

I love eating McNuggets

It has to be fate.

If there were no McNuggets

At the fast food place

I'd run around like a lunatic

at a very fast pace.

ᑕнιcκen McNuggets

is food from god

ᑕнιcκen McNuggets

help ruin your nice bod.

lol... Yeah. I was bored....

It's ᑕнιcκen McNugget time,

It's ᑕнιcκen McNugget time!

Oh cнιcκen McNuggets how I love you

Dipped in ranch, chipotle, buffalo, honey mustard, or BBQ

No matter how I eat you, you always stay true

Your taste and shape are beyond compare

Even if you give me gas and make me sick

I do pledge my love to you

To find you I would search endlessly

I love how you give little kids greasy hands

Which they wipe on their mothers white pants

It’s fun to see dropped in oil

I know when you emerge you will be golden

Which I do relate to my morning ᴘᴇᴇ

Which does feel oh so great!

It’s great to see you make people fat

Stuffed in between Big Macs

I like it when you tell lies

It’s OK I’m not calorie wise

But it makes me sad

As I take the last bite

Oh wait you are coming up again

It’s so great I get to taste you again

But the man behind the counter

Has just given you away for free

I shall not help the man who is turning blue

He can just choke on you

It’s a crime to not have to pay

We make such a perfect pair

I know the heimlich maneuver

you know how to cut off oxygen supply

See you some day in the big sunny sky

When I have realized you are my demise

Oh cнιcκen mscnugget i love you so,

why do you make my life so mcMiserable,

without you i wouldnt be able to grow!

I dont want a Big mac or french fries or a shake,

i want the think that makes my stomach quake!

Its the cнιcκen mcnugget made from cнιcκen,

the only word that rhymes with cнιcκen is kitchen!

When i go to sleep all i dream about is you,

even when i go to do a poo!

My darling mcnugget it looks like we have to part,

quick run away......I MUST FART!

Ode to the McNugget:

Tender white meat

Composed of God-knows-what

Sitting stoically on my plate

A reminder of simpler times

When America was a world superpower

And the dollar was valuded

When you didn't have to lock your doors

And McNuggets were made of real meat

Oh, ᑕнιcκen McNugget, you light up our lives

We are lost without you

You are the reason for living

You are the reason for existence

Oh, ᑕнιcκen McNugget you are-ghdahgrrrrr-

Excuse me, I choked on you.

ᑕнιcκen nuggets, yum!

A secret ingredient?

Most likely poison.

Yeah. A haiku. I'll make a limerick too.

ᑕнιcκen McNuggets are a food well-known.

Much better than all the rest that are grown.

Please pass the ketchup.

It's so tasty, yup.

Oh snap! What's this? Hey, I've just found a bone!

Old ᑕнιcκen Mcnugget went to Town

Then bought a new basket for his hound

when he got back it was set in his lounge

The neighbours next door though it was brown.

(Do I get 10 points, I did try)

ᑕнιcκen McNugget, so gross and so cold

How the hell did you get so old?

They picked you up behind the stove

From whence you dropped a month ago

Still they served you without hesitation

To an old, wrinkled man, poor from inflation

No one stopped him from eating your meat

Though surely you must've tasted like feet

Your plastic-like texture makes him feel rotten

You are a McNugget surely never forgotten.

I'm surprised it was that long...that didn't take nearly as much effort as I thought it might. Hope you like it. That was fun.

ᑕнιcκen McNuggets i get those ᑕнιcκen McNuggets..... I cant live with out those ᑕнιcκen McNuggets.....They make me soo fat and hungry for some more.....ᑕнιcκen McNuggets..ᑕнιcκen McNuggets