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Ok, baby cousin story…

I was watching my baby cousin and she wanted to play outside…so, we went to the park. She is only 3 and so she doesn’t pronounce everything correctly. For instance, instead of the ‘st’ sound, she says the ‘d’ sound…she was walking around, and she picked up a stick.

She started waving it around, and at the top of her lungs she yelled,

“HEY LOOK! I GOT A D*CK!!!”

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I was at a friends house, and I was looking at the park nearby, where there were boys that were playing some basketball. Most of these kids were guys I knew from my school, and I didn’t like them much. While watching these boys, I was on the phone with the cutest guy in my school. I decided to mess with the boys at the park when one of them missed the basked, and so I yelled “YOU SUCK!”. They heard me and looked back to see where I was. Panicing, I fell backward, tripping on a g ɾąքҽ . A g ɾąքҽ . And all of this happened when I was on the phone with the cutest guy EVER. If you want stories like this, that are actually really funny, go to www.FMyLife.Com. It has the funniest stuff ever!

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My mother in law is a klutz, and is very aware of it. She went shopping with some friends and she is the skinniest one of them all. They all sneak in between the isles of the clothes, one by one, to get to the other side. They all slip past some racks and she follows behind. Her purse gets caught on the rack and it pulls it down, knocking everything over.

I also saw something funny on youtube. Two guys were going for a walk in the wilderness when a sɴᴀκᴇᴅ bit one of the guys ankles. The other guy told him that he had to ꜱᴜcκ the poison out, so the first guy lifted his leg while the other guy started to ꜱᴜcκ the poison out. He was moaning in pain, because it hurt so bad. Another hiker came walking past them and since the guy that was helping his friend, had his back turned towards the other walker and the guy who had his leg lifted, it looked like he was doing something else to the guy. The runner took off really fast.

Me and my friends had just got in trouble for playing Charlie Charlie and so us being bored 5thave graders one of my friends pulled out a pen and we started playing spin the bottle with it and a custodian walked by and said I know what you’re playing I used to play that when I was your age then she walked away.One time we played spin the bottle with a sunny d bottle and my friend got told to throw it away

I was going to the sports hall for PE with my class. And I was walking up the stairs to get to the changing rooms and i was in the front of the line.. I walked up 3 steps and then tripped. Got up, brushed myself off and stood up again, tripped again. I looked down to my laces to see if they were untied or something but they were laced up. I kind of laughed it off and then got up again. I tripped again. This time i went really red and my BFF Jana started laughing-confused and amused. I tripped on every step after that. 7 TIMES! In front of the whole class!! For no reason!

This is more embarrasing than funny.. I used to attend Catholic elmentary school and we had to where uniforms with the pleated skirts and the whole deal. My mom used to buy me those undies with the ruffles on the вυŧŧ (Idk if u know what im talking about). Anyway I used the bathroom before I left my house to walk the 2 miles to school. It turns out I walked a whole mile in the street with my shirt and the bottom of the back of my skirt tucked into my underwear! so everything was showing… Finally when someone told me I was like oooo thats y my day was so weird..

OMG, this actually happened two days ago….

I’m in a very strict choir that practices 2 times a week for two hours. We were having a dress rehearsal for an upcoming concert, so there was a brass band- with a tuba and trumpets and french horns and trombones and everything- accompanying us as we sang. Well, that day, I got my period for the first time, and I had a pad in my pocket just in case. Well, while we sang, the tuba played, and I started to get a runny nose. So I got up to get a tissue, and as I was walking across the room, my pad fell out of my pocket, onto the floor- in front of 6 choir directors (Male and female), as well as 200 kids (Male and female, 5th grade to 12th grade), and the brass band (old people, male and female).

You see, this would have been horrifying and awful enough. Except, there’s more. You see, I didn’t notice that my pad fell out straight away, so I kept on walking. And I stepped on it, and slipped, just like a cartoon character slips on a banana ᴘᴇᴇl. I fell on my butt, and the pad went flying…. and landed in the tuba. The tuba guy started laughing, the choir directors started laughing, all 200 kids started laughing…..

O. M. G.

I visited New York for the first time last year and got into taxi right from the train station. The driver was an older gentleman, clean cut, not like the ones you see on T.V.

I asked him to take me to the Metropolitan Art Museum, but I had some other places in mind. After about 15 minutes, I tapped him on the shoulder to ask him a question and he freaked out, screamed at the top of his lungs, and we almost hit a telephone pole.

He collected himself and apologized, “This is my first day on the job,” he said, “It’s a little different than what I’m used to.”

“What did you do before?” I asked.

It turned out he had been driving a hearse for the past 30 years.