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Finish this sentence-I’m as nervous as a….(make it funny)?

I am writing a speech and having a brain ƒᴀʀт, i cant think of anything funny to end the sentence with…so give me something funny keep in mind i am writing this speech for a woman…who ever makes me laugh the hardest gets best answer…..Oh and make it original…i don’t want a common known joke or anything that came from a comedian
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Dr. Juanita Wolff

Feb 20, 2025

more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs more nervous than a whore in a churchmore nervous than a fox at a hound conventionmore nervous than a prize turkey in Novembermore nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-overmore nervous than a vιʀԍιɴ at a prison rodeo more nervous than a deer on a firing rangemore nervous than a pig in a bacon factory... Show More
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Dr. Juanita Wolff

Feb 20, 2025

I’m as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!... Show More
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Dr. Juanita Wolff

Feb 20, 2025

I’m as nervous as a potato chip on Super Bowl Sunday!(I know it’s not that funny!)... Show More
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Dr. Juanita Wolff

Feb 20, 2025

Nervous as Geo. W. Bush 2 days before his Mensa testing.... Show More
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Dr. Juanita Wolff

Feb 20, 2025

More nervous than a female vιʀԍιɴ at a Super bowl Party.... Show More
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