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Anonymous

Nov 22, 2024

Finish this sentence-I’m as nervous as a….(make it funny)?

I’m looking for a funny way to finish the sentence, “I’m as nervous as a….” for a speech I’m writing. I’m experiencing a bit of a brain freeze and can’t think of anything humorous to complete it. Please provide something original and creative, as I want to avoid common jokes or material from comedians. The speech is for a woman, so keep that in mind. The person who makes me laugh the hardest will be recognized for the best answer. Thank you!

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Anonymous

Feb 19, 2025

more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

more nervous than a whore in a church

more nervous than a fox at a hound convention

more nervous than a prize turkey in November

more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over

more nervous than a vιʀԍιɴ at a prison rodeo

more nervous than a deer on a firing range

more nervous than a pig in a bacon factory

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Anonymous

Jan 14, 2025

I’m as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

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Anonymous

Feb 04, 2025

I’m as nervous as a potato chip on Super Bowl Sunday!

(I know it’s not that funny!)

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Anonymous

Jan 31, 2025

As nervous as Anne Frank practicing the tuba.

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Anonymous

Feb 11, 2025

Nervous as Geo. W. Bush 2 days before his Mensa testing.

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Anonymous

Jan 26, 2025

More nervous than a female vιʀԍιɴ at a Super bowl Party.

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