if you get punched in the arm pit will you poop?
Is it true that being punched hard in the armpit can cause you to lose control of your bowels? My friend mentioned this, and I’m curious if there’s any truth to it.
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You might poop from the pain you will be in.. there are several nerve bundles that run through your armpit and if you get punched there, it will hurt a lot, and you will possibly permanantly lose feeling in your arm. thats why when you get crutches you are not supposed to use your armpits for support.
No, It will probably stun your arm due to all the nerves and major blood vessels in there but it definately won't make you poop.
That's a surprising twist to that question because I remember for years kids always believed if you punched somebody in the arm pit you'd kill them because former pro-wrestler Ox Baker used that as his finishing move and called it the heart punch. Theoretically this is because he supposedly caused wrestler Alberto Torres to die in the middle of the ring from it during a match. In reality Torres had ruptured his pancreas and died in the hospital but the promoters decided to roll with the angle and claim Baker killed him.
This one time, i farted all over my neighbors kid. Little **** head was 20 but he refused to call me master, so after i did the do he lunged at me with the force of a thousand suns. I dodged out of the way while sipping on some mountain dew like the baller i am; after this amazing feat i turned to him, said the legendary phrase "you done ****** up," and kicked him as hard as i could in his testicles. Little bastard fell to his knees crying like a *****, i then proceeded to "finish" all over his head and back. I had to go to the white house because of how amazing it looked on the presidents bedside monitor; but all of the sudden the black mans wife Michelle comes busting through the window like a bat outta hell, she was holding a clipboard with her new plans for world domination. Obama turned to his wife said, "Michelle," and turned super saiyan 2 instantly. I quickly realized that the fate of the world rested in my joint i d been saving in my pocket, i tossed the joint like Hillary tossed her emails (EPIC REAL TIME REFERENCES FTW). The joint cut off Michelle s second head very easily, she then threw her arms in the air like a psycho, giving super saiyan 2 Barack enough time to seize the day and punch the ***** in both her arm pits. Her **** was so forceful and plentiful that she skyrocketed up to the heavens where an angel punched her back to Earth cutting her **** stream in half. Three years later when the mess was finally cleaned up, i found Barack building a new cybernetic Michelle, and high-fiving the hero of trash the Trumpster. I had brought just enough doritos for everyone to enjoy. Then we got super high, the end. So yeah, i think you could poop yourself if you get hit in the armpit.
Yes it has happneed to me before, I shat more than I have ever shat before in my entire ******* life combined. And oh boy did it sting. I even pissed myself a little too. It just leaked out I couldn't control it, I clenched my cheeks so hard till eventually it just gave in and I just had to let it happen. This happened a course of 45 minutes. It happened while I was getting head from a prostitute. My friend came in and just did it unexpectedme. Do not try it at home.
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