This one time, i farted all over my neighbors kid. Little **** head was 20 but he refused to call me master, so after i did the do he lunged at me with the force of a thousand suns. I dodged out of the way while sipping on some mountain dew like the baller i am; after this amazing feat i turned to him, said the legendary phrase "you done ****** up," and kicked him as hard as i could in his testicles. Little bastard fell to his knees crying like a *****, i then proceeded to "finish" all over his head and back. I had to go to the white house because of how amazing it looked on the presidents bedside monitor; but all of the sudden the black mans wife Michelle comes busting through the window like a bat outta hell, she was holding a clipboard with her new plans for world domination. Obama turned to his wife said, "Michelle," and turned super saiyan 2 instantly. I quickly realized that the fate of the world rested in my joint i d been saving in my pocket, i tossed the joint like Hillary tossed her emails (EPIC REAL TIME REFERENCES FTW). The joint cut off Michelle s second head very easily, she then threw her arms in the air like a psycho, giving super saiyan 2 Barack enough time to seize the day and punch the ***** in both her arm pits. Her **** was so forceful and plentiful that she skyrocketed up to the heavens where an angel punched her back to Earth cutting her **** stream in half. Three years later when the mess was finally cleaned up, i found Barack building a new cybernetic Michelle, and high-fiving the hero of trash the Trumpster. I had brought just enough doritos for everyone to enjoy. Then we got super high, the end. So yeah, i think you could poop yourself if you get hit in the armpit....
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