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Omg! Muffin Joke!!!!!! (the bestest joke ever!)?

Title: "A Fun Muffin Joke to Brighten Your Day!"

Body: "Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says, 'Wow, it’s hot in here!' The other, wide-eyed, turns and screams, 'Whoa! A talking muffin!' Haha, I love that joke—it’s super corny, but it always makes me laugh! If you have any jokes to share, I’d love to hear them!"

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Anonymous

Jan 23, 2025

A newly married society girl was determined to prove to her husband what an accomplished cook she was, and on the servant’s day off, set about cooking a chicken for his dinner. She plucked the fowl carefully, arranged it neatly in a dish, and put it in the oven.

Two hours later she heard a loud banging on the oven door. Investigation proved that the disturbance was being made by the chicken. ‘Lady,’ it cried piteously, ‘either give me back my feathers or turn on the oven. I’m freezing to death in this oven.’

There are 2 horses in a bar talking about their times in their last race. A dog drinking a beer next to them says man you guys are slow? Im a lot faster i could have outrun you both. The horses look at eachother and say well look at that a talking dog. Lol

There are plenty of these jokes around ?

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Anonymous

Jan 22, 2025

lol omg i hate that joke! but i guess its pretty funny

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Anonymous

Jan 24, 2025

ugh! i didnt even laugh at it. i dont think its the best(-est?) joke ever

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