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Kale Eichmann

Feb 20, 2025

Omg! Muffin Joke!!!!!! (the bestest joke ever!)?

So there were two muffins in an oven. One turns to the other and says “Wow. It’s hot in here.” The other wide eyed at this point turns and screams “Whoa! A talking muffin!”hahaha lol i love that. it’s very corny but idc. feel free to share any jokes

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A newly married society girl was determined to prove to her husband what an accomplished cook she was, and on the servant’s day off, set about cooking a chicken for his dinner. She plucked the fowl carefully, arranged it neatly in a dish, and put it in the oven.Two hours later she heard a loud banging on the oven door. Investigation proved that the disturbance was being made by the chicken. ‘Lady,’ it cried piteously, ‘either give me back my feathers or turn on the oven. I’m freezing to death in this oven.’... Show More
There are 2 horses in a bar talking about their times in their last race. A dog drinking a beer next to them says man you guys are slow? Im a lot faster i could have outrun you both. The horses look at eachother and say well look at that a talking dog. LolThere are plenty of these jokes around 🙂... Show More
lol omg i hate that joke! but i guess its pretty funny... Show More
ugh! i didnt even laugh at it. i dont think its the best(-est?) joke ever... Show More

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