shave and a haircut song? anyone know the lyrics?

It’s probably one of those childhood made-up songs that everyone’s heard yet nobody knows where it came from. Kind of like: Miss Suzy had a steamboat. The steamboat had a bell, Miss Suzy went to Heaven. The steamboat went to hello operator… Okay, enough of that. You get the idea

The seven-note variant could be considered the world’s shortest complete song, having an introduction (one note), a question (two notes), a response (two more notes), and a conclusion (the final two notes).

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shave and a haircut song? anyone know the lyrics?

One of my residents i take care of at my job sings this song … shave and a hair cut, two bits – then goes on with the lyrics and says something about a cow having four ****… (ya kno it rhymes and all).. i have searched the web and i’m unable to find the lyrics.

Shave and a haircut two bits

Who’s in the alley? Tom Mix

How’d he get there? By Trix

Who’d he marry? Pearl White

How’s the baby? Allright!

Grew up in Connecticut

I love the way you do it I love the way you put them on You know the answers but you get it wrong (Just to confuse things) Why did it seem so difficult to realise a simple truth? The revolution begins and ends with you Now all the breakdowns and nightmares look small Now we decided not to die after all Because the meek shall inherit absolutely nothing at all If you stopped being so feeble, you could have so much more The answer was here all the time, you see Just how I missed it is a mystery to me I have waited and waited for this day to arrive The revolution was televised Now it’s over, bye bye It’s over, bye bye It’s over, bye bye Bonus: “The Day After the Revolution” by Pulp

Shave and a haircut, two bits. Whose the barber, Tom Mix, who s the other, Joey Brown…that all I remember.

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i actually like long and short hair as well as my hair has gone through the two. but i like longer hair due to the fact theres more you can do together with it