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In 2002, the world’s funniest joke was discovered by Richard Wiseman in collaboration with The British Science Association. They conducted a year-long online search for the world's funniest joke. There were 40,000 entries submitted by people from more than 70 countries. However, the entry submitted by a psychiatrist in Manchester, England, prevailed, receiving 65 percent of the votes. Here it is:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Some people are naturally funny. However, if you are not one of these individuals or have always had difficulty being funny, don’t worry. Here are the ingredients to tell a joke shared by Lifehack.org.

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