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Bertram Bins IV

Feb 20, 2025

What do you get when you cross a Norwegian and a Swede?

Joke from Twin Peaks that's never answered. What do you think?
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Carol Funk

Feb 20, 2025

A: A blonde Dane with oil coming out of his nose?A: A dark haired Dane with plastic furniture coming out of his nose?A: Minnesota?A: An atheistic, Svorsk-speaking, feminist, liberal democrat with free healthcare and education?A: A reason to choose Iceland?A: The Norwegian Premier League?A: A tall, voluptuous redhead with pale cheeks and long stockings? A: An athlete to take every single skiing medal in the Olympic Games?A: An offspring that, unlike Icelandic children, hasn't inherited a cripling national debt and a sulphur-smelling country to ruin its life?A: Wisconsin?A: Vendela Kirsebom?I don't know. There is probably no funny punchline to that set-up, which is why you never heard the answer in the first place. So, make one up! Alternatively, pretend like you heard the punchline but immediately forgot. That happens to me all the time anyway.... Show More
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Carol Funk

Feb 20, 2025

Leland actually retells the joke in the next episode and the punchline is"a socialist who wants to be king!"... Show More
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