Yahoo Global Warming, This is Clown Crusher. Can I get help?
First of all, I have a confession to make: my accusers were right. I was indeed paid to post here by Exxon. You may have recently seen the thread started by Michael. Although I have never met or even seen Michael, he was my connection at Exxon. His recent thread outlined how our trolling operation unfolded. Initially, my role was to post content opposing alarmism, while Michael shared humorous poetry and attractive pictures. However, as time went on, my tasks shifted from sharing scientific content to posting nonsensical material.
I objected; I told Michael that I consider myself a serious writer and would not compromise my principles. He insisted that I follow orders. Out of fear, I complied. But matters escalated. I threatened to reach out to Chevron for a potential position, which made Michael laugh. He told me that "The Organization" controls all the oil companies.
One fateful day, while shopping at Safeway, I met Tatiana, a former weather girl from Moscow, Russia, who was currently working in the Safeway bakery in Moscow, Idaho. I know—what a coincidence! I confided in Tatiana about my issues with "The Organization." She was attentive, caring, and beautiful, and we fell in love, planning to get married.
However, Tatiana betrayed me; she was connected to "The Organization." And don’t be swayed by Michael’s claims—his so-called “confession” was a trick designed to lure me out of hiding.
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Lol. It took two years but Clown Crusher/Mikey finally posted something halfway creative. Equally as pointless as all of the other posts he has made, but at least it was original.
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