How many “lettuce” puns can you come up with?
How many puns related to "lettuce" can you come up with? Here are a few to get started: "Lettuce eat," "Leaf it alone," and "Is this the tip of the iceberg?" Feel free to share your own creative puns!
10 Answers
Lettuce make a salad. Lettuce finish dressing. Lettuce pray for a fruitful garden. Lettuce ask “I Club Seals” why he put this question in Religion and Spirituality. If he can’t come up with a good answer, Lettuce club him!
*lettuce* bow our *heads* in prayer …… lettuce be thankful for what we have…. Leaf the arguments on the table and lettuce go play in the *garden*…. go in peace….. God bless
This question is so radicchiolous!
EDIT: Damn you people… you all beet me to the good ones!!!
DOUBLE EDIT: Wait! One more. You know what one of my favorite songs is? It starts like this: “Endive had the thyme of my life….” Sorry. Had to get that off my cress.
(((Seals)))
Jesus Made Me Do It beat me to my answer….my Grampa used to use that one ALL the time.
I ain’t creative, more of a numbers person, so don’t expect much from me here, sorry, I’d better leaf it to the pros….
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