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Feb 20, 2025

How many “lettuce” puns can you come up with?

Lettuce eat.Leaf it alone.Is this the tip of the iceberg?

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Lettuce make a salad. Lettuce finish dressing. Lettuce pray for a fruitful garden. Lettuce ask “I Club Seals” why he put this question in Religion and Spirituality. If he can’t come up with a good answer, Lettuce club him!... Show More
*lettuce* bow our *heads* in prayer …… lettuce be thankful for what we have…. Leaf the arguments on the table and lettuce go play in the *garden*…. go in peace….. God bless... Show More
This question is so radicchiolous!EDIT: Damn you people… you all beet me to the good ones!!!DOUBLE EDIT: Wait! One more. You know what one of my favorite songs is? It starts like this: “Endive had the thyme of my life….” Sorry. Had to get that off my cress.... Show More
(((Seals)))Jesus Made Me Do It beat me to my answer….my Grampa used to use that one ALL the time.I ain’t creative, more of a numbers person, so don’t expect much from me here, sorry, I’d better leaf it to the pros….... Show More

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