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Anonymous

Nov 07, 2024

I do not understand this popular vampire joke?

I do not understand this popular vampire joke: What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from the blood bank? A CAB! What do you call a vampire that needs to go to the blood bank? A CAB! I don't understand how that's funny. Can someone help me?

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Anonymous

Feb 11, 2025

You call a cab so he can get to the bloodbank I guess.

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Anonymous

Feb 05, 2025

It doesn’t actually name the vampire Cab, both times the Vampire has a Cab “called” for him. It is just a play on words.

What would you call for a Vampire who needs a ride to the bloodbank? A cab/taxi

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Anonymous

Feb 22, 2025

You have to call a cab so he has transportation. It’s funny because a lot of people would try to think of a name or something.

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Anonymous

Feb 16, 2025

you would not call him a cab because if he is a vampire he would turn into a bat and fly there

its actually telling about the blood group..A & AB..dont if there any C blood group….but then this joke still aint funny

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