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Nigel Emard

Nov 03, 2024

If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

If you were a hotdog and found yourself starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would; I’d be so delicious! I would cover myself with relish and brown mustard, polishing it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. Heck, I’d even ask for seconds!

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Anonymous

Feb 16, 2025

What if the moon was made out of Barbeque spare ribs? Would you eat it then? I know I would.

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Anonymous

Feb 20, 2025

Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray on SNL.

One of my all-time faves!

(We should clone a hot dog. They would be so abundant they would become our currency. 100 Hotdogs would equal roughly a nickle!)

Hmmm…don’t think I could eat myself. I guess I would just starve. But I do love a good dog! covered with chili, chees and jalepenos!

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Anonymous

Feb 17, 2025

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meier Weenie!!!

lmao!

Most Interesting post of the day!!!!

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Anonymous

Feb 11, 2025

woouldnt that be cannablism in hotdog form?

but yes i would covermyself in sourkrauft And mustardm and wash it down with a budlight! YUM!

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Anonymous

Feb 18, 2025

yes but only if i were a beef hot dog, with yellow mustard and ketchup. n i cant forget the 40oz. heinys!!!!!

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Anonymous

Feb 09, 2025

If I were a donut I would. I saw Homer do it on The Simpson’s and it was so cool.

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Anonymous

Feb 18, 2025

I’d eat my hot dog friends first..hopefully that would satisfy my hunger

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Anonymous

Feb 13, 2025

Then you won’t be able to eat the middle portion of your body. Will you?

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Anonymous

Feb 21, 2025

If you weren’t an idiot, and you had even half a brain, would you stop asking such idiotic questions?

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