OMG I don’t understand this joke! 10 points to someone who can please please pleeease tell me!!!?

By the 8th season the fans of the show didn’t really care what Ross said they thought it was funny. So he could have said anything and they would have laughed. As I read through your play by play I could hear Ross saying that. Most of the Friends jokes were like that. Not really jokes just them bantering back and fourth.

Here are some good and clean jokes… Where does Dracula keep his money? In the blood bank! What kind of coffee do vampires drink? De-coffin-ated! Why did the boy start a lawn care service? He wanted to rake in some cash! Where do ghosts make their beer? At the boo-ery! (brewery) What do you get when 354 blueberries try to get through one door at the same time? Blueberry jam! Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble! Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot! What kind of teeth cost $1? A buck tooth! What does a termite eat for breakfast? Oak-meal! What’s the best way to call a dinosaur? Long distance! What did the dinosaur say when the volcano erupted? It’s such a lava-ly day! Why were the strawberries so upset? They were in a jam! Why did the people dance to the vegetable band? It had a good beet (beat) What kind of horse only comes out on Halloween? A night-mare! What did the skeleton but at the market? Spare ribs! What day do fish hate? Fry-day! What do you call a musical automobile? Car-toon! What’s the most musical bone? Trom-bone! What did the baseball say glove say to the baseball? Catch you later! What stays in the corner but can travel around the world? A stamp! How long does it take for the gymnast to get to class? A split second! What did the shoelace say to the other shoelace? That’s knot mine What do snakes use to cut paper? Ssssscissorss (Scissors) Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because everyone’s dying to get in! Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of the coffin (coughin’)

The joke was that he was trying to find women with the name Mona but all he could think of was the Mona Lisa and Mona Clickclocken but then he realizes the name was linda clickclocken. That made the situation awkward cause it wasn't the right name. He later says martin clickclocken as a call back to the joke. Its only really funny in context.

It is funny, he was trying to associate the name Mona to famous personalities. He said Monalisa then he couldn’t thought of anything and said Mona Clickcloken as the second name which he was unsure about. Later on something struck in his mind and he though it might be Lisa Clickcloken, He said that out loud which made his point about Mona being a great name diminished and gave rise to kinda embarrassing situation. Then in the end he remembered Martin was the correct name.

The joke is Ross is trying to make Mona feel better about her name by arguing that there are many famous, beautiful “Monas” but he can only think of one — “Mona Lisa”. Then he starts fishing and the only other name he can think of is “Mona Clickclocken”, a name only recognizable to academics, and then realizes he didn’t even have that right — it’s not ‘Mona’ Clickclocken, it’s Linda… No wait — Martin, not even a woman. Get it now?

It s funny because Ross was trying to be helpful and tell Mona she had the same name as a famous botanist. Then he got the name wrong which was a little embarrassing and a little funny. Then he realised he had the wrong gender, which means he was waaay off, especially considering he said Mona Clickclocken was known as quite the hottie of the plant world . Anyone on this thread telling you what a botanist is or commenting on laugh tracks should shut up and stick to answering the question! Even though it was 8 yrs ago and everyone s probably moved on with their lives.

the joke is that ross uses the name of mona klechklochen as a line to flirt with Mona. But Ross is obsesed about being correct so he meshes his own line by trying to think the correct name of the botanist. So , actually the fanny thing is just of Ross being himself!

Botany Jokes

You are got to be kidding me..It’s not “clickcloken” It’s Kleckklecken. It’s a name.

A botanist studies plants..I dont get the joke either but maybe it has something to do with time or someones last name?

It’s not funny to me. A botanist is a person who studies plants and trees if that helps you understand the joke better.