PERVERTED questions to ask a guy ?

Here some of the top 20 Inconspicuous perverted questions to ask a guy. Why.... I just find Inconspicuous more Dirty lol XD

1) Are you a Bass or Tenor?

2) Do you like Hotdogs..... or Tacos?

3) What size is your..... shoes?

4) So why is your voice.. so... deep....?

5) I can see you're a big.... boy... now. How much have you grown?

6) (playing sports) How long can you run for?

7) (playing sports) Why do you get tired so Easily

8) (training) Do you need more.... conditioning?

9) Do you like nuts?

10) How fast do you Drive?

11) How hard is your Rod? So I can break this lock.

12) How big is your bike?

13) How big is your car?

14) Why do you focus on your Short Comings?

15) Will you be coming home fast?

16) Will you be coming home now?

17) Why are you so fast? (Emphasizing on the word fast lol)

18) How long.... can you keep this up?

19) How hard.... can it be?

20) Can you please.... keep it coming....? I need more XD

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Perverted Questions

How big is your wing wang?

Do you shave?

If you were having sex with another boy would you be the catcher or the pitcher? (Get it or recieve it)

Do you like to be on top or bottom?

Whats your favorite sex position?

Have you ever eaten a girl out?

Received a ********?

Hand job?

Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

Those are some

Is that a gun in your pocked or are you just happy to see me?

Have you ever came in a girls mouth?

How big is your cock?

Have you ever experimented with your guy friends?

Have you ever touched another penis?

Have you ever or do you want to lick and eat a guy/girls anus out?

What does an anus taste like after you lick it?

Have you ever been fingered?

Did you know sperm has 7 calories?

Have you ever thought about doing it with your grandma? Hope he says No. (If you want to sleep with him:) Ask him if he wants to do everything in the Ludacris song "What's Your Fantasy". (One of my perverted life goals. XD)

1. what's the length of your penis.

2. do you like it when a girl squirts.

3. what type of sex do you look for, details.

4. do you shave your pubes.

Thats all i can think of.

If you don't know what to ask then maybe you shouldn't be asking.

can i stick it in you after you stick it in me?... wanna help me wax my vagina?... how do you feel about guy on guy action?.... have you ever tasted your own sperm?.... how about someone elses sperm? ... im not sure what if these are the kind of questions your looking for...