What are the other 33 rules of the internet?

I don’t agree with them but all the same here they are.1. Do not talk about /b/ 2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are Anonymous. 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON’T. 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement. 12. Lurk moar — it’s never enough. 13. Nothing is Sacred. 14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win. 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 16. There are NO girls on the internet. 17. A cat is fine too. 18. One cat leads to another. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it. 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it. 22. /b/ sucks today. 23. Cock goes in here. 24. You will never have sex. 25. ???? 26. PROFIT! 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions. 28. There will always be more ****** up **** than what you just saw. 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky 31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 33. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes. 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will …oh and this page might help you too http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rules+of+the+internet... Show More

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I beleive rule 1 is “do not talk about rules 2 – 33”The rules which were given above come after rule 33.As for rules 2 – 33, I can’t talk about them.... Show More

The reason, this according to Greenspun, “I just thought it sounded better to have a 34th rule, as though it were part of a comprehensive system.”... Show More

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