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Questions tagged 'joke'

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Anonymous

Feb 13, 2025

Who put the periods in the Dr. Seuss books? (joke)

Hi MyBestAnswer members, I have a question for you: Who put the periods in the Dr. Seuss books? (joke) Could you please answer this question for me?

Omg! Muffin Joke!!!!!! (the bestest joke ever!)?

Title: "A Fun Muffin Joke to Brighten Your Day!" Body: "Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says, 'Wow, it’s hot in here!' The other, wide-eyed, turns and screams, 'Whoa! A...

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Anonymous

Dec 28, 2024

What does ‘make me a sandwich’ mean?

My guy friend often says "make me a sandwich" to me, and I've noticed that when he does, some people around us start laughing. I suspect it might be a joke, but I'm not sure what it really means. Is h...

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Anonymous

Nov 28, 2024

Joke:Why did the cookie go to the Hospital?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Here’s another joke for you!

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Anonymous

Oct 23, 2024

What is the joke behind ‘colonel angus’?

What is the story behind the joke "Colonel Angus"? I have heard it mentioned in various contexts, but I would like to understand its background and the humor involved. Can someone explain the origins...

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Anonymous

Oct 20, 2024

What does it mean when someone says the best part of her ran down her mom’s leg?

A guy I'm talking to was fake fighting with my little sister. He told me to tell her that the best part of her ran down her mom's leg. We said we didn't get it and he told us to think about it. Does a...

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Anonymous

Oct 18, 2024

What did theʙʀᴇᴀsт cancer say to the polish monkey?

What did the breast cancer say to the Polish monkey? I remember there was an episode about breast cancer in South Park, and I'm curious to know the context or the punchline of that particular joke. Ca...