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where do trees go when one tree has a birthday?

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Nowhere. They are tired of sappy parties.Someplace conservative, if they have square roots.Nowhere. But they all turn over a new leaf.... Show More
Serious answer: They don’t notice, I’m afraid — and even if they did, they couldn’t very well go anywhere. Trees are very firmly rooted in place (or, if they’re not, they’re in trouble or dying). Joke answer: See the one above, beginning “Nowhere. They’re tired of sappy parties.” (If you wanted the punch line to a joke, choose that answer and not this one.)... Show More
They don’t get to celebrate their birthdays because they get cut down before their birthday arrives.... Show More

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