where do trees go when one tree has a birthday?
"Where do trees go to celebrate when one of them has a birthday?"
4 Answers
Nowhere. They are tired of sappy parties.
Someplace conservative, if they have square roots.
Nowhere. But they all turn over a new leaf.
Serious answer: They don’t notice, I’m afraid — and even if they did, they couldn’t very well go anywhere. Trees are very firmly rooted in place (or, if they’re not, they’re in trouble or dying).
Joke answer: See the one above, beginning “Nowhere. They’re tired of sappy parties.” (If you wanted the punch line to a joke, choose that answer and not this one.)
They don’t get to celebrate their birthdays because they get cut down before their birthday arrives.
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