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Questions tagged 'Jokes'

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What's the answer to the joke "Who wrote the book 'The French Chef'?"

What's the answer to the joke "Who wrote the book 'The French Chef'?"? I'm curious to know the punchline. Thanks, everyone!

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Anonymous

Feb 13, 2025

What is the answer to this joke? If all the women were taken out of circulation, what kind of nation would this be?

What is the answer to this joke? If all the women were taken out of circulation, what kind of nation would this be? Please provide your answer quickly. Thank you.

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Anonymous

Feb 13, 2025

What was the "doctor monkey" joke from Friends?

Hi MyBestAnswer members, I have a question about the "doctor monkey" joke from Friends. Could someone please explain what this joke is about? Thank you!

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Anonymous

Jan 13, 2025

can someone explain this joke please:?

I heard a joke today that I don't quite understand, and it seems like most of the people who heard it do get it. Could someone please help me out? Here’s the joke: "How does a woman hold her liquor? B...

Here IS the Original Johnny Deeper Joke.?

Okay here we go!It was 3:00 and Johnny was in trouble for backhanding a little girl. His teacher was writing when he flung a rubber band at her. “Johnny Deeper! I am taking you to the principals offic...

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Anonymous

Jan 04, 2025

What are some ‘im so fast…’ jokes?

What are some examples of "I'm so fast..." jokes? I'm looking for humorous one-liners or puns that play on the theme of speed.

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Anonymous

Jan 03, 2025

Please explain this joke? Why does dr.pepper come in a bottle?

Can someone explain this joke to me? "Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?" The punchline is: "Because his wife died." This has been puzzling me for a while. Thanks!

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Anonymous

Jan 02, 2025

I don’t understand this joke!?

I don’t understand this joke! Okay, the joke goes: "How much does a hipster weigh?" The answer is "an Instagram." I know what a hipster is, and I know what Instagram is, but I still don’t get it! Can...

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Fern Kirlin

Nov 22, 2024

any “your so skinny” jokes?

I'm looking for some "you're so skinny" jokes. I don’t mind how insulting they are! My friend frequently insults me with fat and weak jokes, and I can’t seem to think of any good comebacks. Any sugges...

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Anonymous

Nov 07, 2024

I do not understand this popular vampire joke?

I do not understand this popular vampire joke: What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from the blood bank? A CAB! What do you call a vampire that needs to go to the blood bank? A...