Questions tagged 'Humor'

Huh challenge ideas?

I'm looking for some creative roast ideas for a specific person I've never talked to before. Since I don't have any personal anecdotes to draw from, could you suggest some generic yet funny roasts tha...

In Billy Madison when the old lady says that she’s like Miles Davis for ᴘᴇᴇing her pants what does she mean?

What does the old lady in Billy Madison mean when she says, “That’s like Miles Davis,” after referencing peeing her pants? Who is Miles Davis, and how does this relate to the joke?

what does it mean to be called a queeff (spell?)?

I was curious about why my brother and his friends refer to me as a "queeff" and make raspberry noises, resembling fart sounds. He also mentions that I smell like a queeff, and they all laugh about it...

whats a good comeback when someone says you have nice ҍօ.օҍs?

what’s the old joke with the punchline of what’s a hen weigh?

What is the old joke that has the punchline, "What does a hen weigh?"

any “your so skinny” jokes?

I'm looking for some "you're so skinny" jokes. I don’t mind how insulting they are! My friend frequently insults me with fat and weak jokes, and I can’t seem to think of any good comebacks. Any sugges...

What are some funny phrases to say while holding your tongue?

What are some humorous phrases or expressions that one can say while holding their tongue?

Finish this sentence-I’m as nervous as a….(make it funny)?

I’m looking for a funny way to finish the sentence, “I’m as nervous as a….” for a speech I’m writing. I’m experiencing a bit of a brain freeze and can’t think of anything humorous to complete it. Plea...

Which incongruity makes the opening paragraph of ‘The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County humorous?

What particular incongruity in the opening paragraph of "The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" contributes to its humor? I believe the answer is option B.

Funny Code Words/Phrases/Language?

What are some funny code words or phrases to use? For example: "The duck flies at midnight," "Operation drown out the rat is a go," or "The hen is in the nest, I repeat, the hen is in the nest."