Questions tagged 'Humor'
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Does the dutch word from the movie Eurotrip “fluggaenkdechioebolsen” mean anything in english?
In the movie "Eurotrip," the Dutch word "fluggaenkdechioebolsen" is referred to as the "safe word" given to one of the main characters when he enters the brothel. Does this word have any specific mean...
OMG I don’t understand this joke! 10 points to someone who can please please pleeease tell me!!!?
I'm having trouble understanding a joke from the show "Friends." In the episode titled "The One After I Do," Ross mentions "Mona clickclocken," then follows it up with "Linda clickclocken" and "Martin...
I do not understand this popular vampire joke?
I do not understand this popular vampire joke: What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from the blood bank? A CAB! What do you call a vampire that needs to go to the blood bank? A...
What does Put the Peanut in the Peanut hole mean?
I recently watched an episode of "My Wife and Kids" in which a kindergarten class was putting on a play. During the auditions for the role of Romeo, Jay takes over and a boy tells the joke: "Put the p...
Nov 01, 2024
Funny ways to say “happy thanksgiving”?
My boyfriend and I are going through a bit of a rough patch, and I want to reach out to him to show that I still care. I thought it would be nice to send him a message saying "Happy Thanksgiving," but...
kneesels, toelio, and smallcox?
A man meets a woman at a bar, and they go back to her place. As they begin undressing, he drops his trousers. She notices his damaged knees and asks what happened. He replies, "When I was young, I con...
Does anyone get this joke?
My friend at lunch keeps telling the same joke that has me a bit confused. He asks, "Spell me." When I spell out "m-e," he responds with, "You forgot the d." Does anyone else understand this joke?
How do I give myself an atomic wedgie?
I'm interested in giving myself wedgies (please no questions about this; it's not a joke), and I'm looking for some creative ways to do it. Ideally, I'd like suggestions for methods I can use indoors....
Whats so funny about knowing more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery?
Why is it considered funny to know more about tactics than a novice in a nunnery? This line is from the song "Modern Major-General." My drama teacher mentioned that it's a dirty joke but refused to...
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
What might a skeleton typically order when dining at a restaurant?